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Playing ketchup

After living out of a suitcase for virtually 3 weeks, my bags are unpacked and things are beginning to calm down. 

Since July 2nd, I watched as my little brother left for Iraq, Flew too and from Georgia, attended a family reunion, visited with my father for the first time in two years, drove more than 3000 miles, spent a week in the mountains, found myself, lost myself, found myself amongst one of the largest gatherings of Amish people in the United States, celebrated my 6th anniversary, and learned a bit about what I want out of vacation when I go next time.  Whew, that was a mouthfull. 

The family reunion was great.  I realized I have a lot of cousins that I didn’t even know existed.  My father was in attendance which was nice since I get to visit with him once every few years as he lives down in Georgia. 

We left directly from the family reunion on an 800 mile road trip to the mountains of West Virginia for what was supposed to be a relaxing trip.  It didn’t turn out as relaxing as I like my vacations but there were some good moments.  I learned a little bit about myself on this trip.  I learned that if I am taking vacation time away from work, I want to be able to do whatever it is that I want to do.  That sounds like a very immature thing to say, but as I get older, I am becoming more and more possessive about my time. I was guilty of throwing a temper tantrum at one point which definitely put my maturity level into perspective.   I guess I am spending too much of my spare time with children while twisting balloons. 

I did manage to get out and play a round of golf.  I don’t know why I play golf any more.  Honestly I suck so bad.  I know everyone says that, but seriously, I am bad.  Having not played more than a handful of times over the past 4 years, my game has declined miserably to the point that I get too embarrassed to enjoy myself.  And who has time to practice?  Not this guy.   

Coming back to Chicago we decided to drive through Central Ohio on a recommendation from one of my customers.  Apparently if you drive through North Central Ohio on a Saturday in the right parts you can hit very active Amish Country.  Having been fascinated with the Amish Lifestyle since watching the movie Kingpin, I was up for expanding my perspective on life.  In regards to the Kingpin reference, I would assume that the Amish Community would have been upset with their depiction in that movie, but then again they don’t have electricity or televisions, so I doubt they ever found out anyway. 

As we continued on our trek through scenic Ohio along the path we were told would lead us to Amish Country, we began seeing Amish shops.  So we stopped at a few and did some shopping.  We bought our 6th Anniversary gift for each other in one of the shops as we were both agreed not to do the gift thing for each other this year due to all of the travels.  As I exited the shop, there was a stand with pamphlets that offered up touristy things to do in Amish Country.  To my surprise, about 3 miles down the road in Berlin, Ohio there was a fireman festival going on (the only festival in Berlin for the year actually).  So, we made one more stop on our way to the festival at Heini’s Cheese Chalet.  No knowing what we were walking into, we were quite surprised at the line at least a good 200 deep just to walk through to buy something.  I took many pictures because I was still excited to see the Amish folk working in this shop.  No wanting to spend two hours looking at cheese, we decided to move on with our journey to the festival. 

We pulled into Berlin and found a parking spot.  We couldn’t see anything going on, but could tell by the mass number of amish horse drawn buggies coming from everywhere that something was going on.  We hit a few shops on our way while we followed the crowd and I have to admit that Berlin is a cute little town.  Our only regret was not getting there earlier because most of the shops had closed by 4pm on a Saturday evening.  As we neared the direction of the crowds we realized that we were walking amongst thousands of Amish folk.  We begun to hear music and continued on our path until large tents appared and throngs of Amish sat in tents and waited in lines to enjoy the fun things that go along with a festival. 

The highlight for me was watching them churn real home made ice cream.  I don’t know why that was such a big deal for me, but it was.  I guess having never seen home made churned ice cream I always assume that ice cream is magically made and shows up in the grocers freezer.  The firemen churning the ice cream had no issues with me stepping behind the lines to get a front row view of how it’s made.  For 2.00 I had the freshest home made ice cream in my entire life. 

There was a yodeling banjo playing band which was pretty cool as well.  My wife doesn’t think I am mature enough to be around the Amish because I kept taking their pictures saying how cool it was to see Amish people.  I hit the Amish Jackpot when I saw a midget Amish family and was shot down by my wife trying to get a picture of them.  That was one of those moments where it would have have been great to have been with my guy friends and not so much with my wife.  She is too kind hearted and quickly put me in my place. 

After the ice cream, we headed back to the car and called it a fun trip. It was 6pm and we found ourself still in central Ohio and we had all intentions of pushing through to Chicago without stopping.  7 hours later we made it home pretty darn exhausted. 

Exhausted is a good word.  This post is way too long.  I’ll end it here. Other fun things are going on in my life but i’ll touch on those later along with some fun photos from our trip.

Filed under: Amish; road trip, Brother, Iraq, Vacation, balloon

Summer Travels

Just got back yesterday from my first of two week long trips this July.  From the 2nd thru the 7th we were down in Georgia spending time with my little brother before he was deployed to Iraq for a year. 

Before I go into that while flying for the past week, I had a moment where a light bulb appeared above my head and proceeded to flicker for a few moments before popping. 

Airplanes come with oxygen masks.  They also are equipped with flotation devices.  Even seat belts to make sure you don’t fly out of your seat in the event of turbulence. 

Where the F are the parachutes?  How have we flown this long without parachutes on commercial airlines?  If it were up to me, I would rather give up the flotation devices for parachutes.  Considering that 95% of the continential flying is not over water, what on earth will a flotation device do for me?  Nothing.  But a parachute, that could save lives.  How many times has an airplane identified an issue or had some sort of failure where an emergency landing would be required?  In those situations how difficult would it have to to have made an announcement for everyone to lift up your seat, strap it on y our back and make your way to the door to jump?  If I knew that the plane was possibly going to crash you wouldn’t get any argument out of me when it came time to jump.  I am sure you would have those that would refuse to go and I say that’s their choice to stay on the plane and see if they can right the ship without crashing, but for me I don’t think so. 

Take the guess work out of it.  Include one of those slider things that were on planes during WWII.  Put the ring on the slider, jump out and the chute automatically deploys.  Piece of cake right?  I would imagine at 40,000 feet you probably couldn’t breath well so maybe a small oxygen mask with tank that could prevent passing out for 10 minutes could be included as well.  I don’t know.  This was purely an observation as I was flying and my wife didn’t buy my idea but then again she rarely does.

My trip to visit with my little brother was very nice. Short but nice.  I can’t really understand what could have been going through his mind the week before leaving his wife for a year but I don’t believe it was good.  The one thing that my wife and I did agree on is that we sure as hell wouldn’t want  3 other adults and 5 children living in our house during that final week.  They housed my mother, her dog, my older brother and his wife, along with their five children.  My wife and I didn’t want to get involved with that circus so we stayed at the Holiday Inn Express Northlake in Columbus Georgia.  I hesitate to include the Express in the description since this was one of the nicest Holiday Inn hotels I have ever stayed in.  The bottom line in my thought is that I would want some alone time with the wife if I knew we would be apart for so long.  Granted they probably got that alone time with everyone in the house sleeping but who wants to muffle anything when it’s going to be a year apart?  Not this guy. 

My little brother departed Tuesday evening on his journey to Baghdad, and the last anyone heard from him yesterday morning (Thursday) he called from Kuwait where he will be for two weeks before he moves into Baghdad.  There will be lots of prayers said over the next 12 months for his safe return. 

I have so much more to say, but no more time, so i’ll put something up again soon.  Have a great weekend!

Filed under: Brother, Iraq, Vacation

My little bro

I was looking forward to beginning my wrap up about Vegas today and tomorrow, but I was blindsided today by a call from my mother. 

To know my mom is to know that she doesn’t just call me in the middle of the day if something isn’t horrifically wrong.  If my cellphone rings in the middle of the day, either someone is incredibly sick, dying, or already dead.  Especially if the call comes not on a day when I have plans to travle down and see her. 

Luckily no one is sick, dying, or dead, but my little brother is being deployed to Iraq.  My mother was in tears trying to get the information to me.  I have mixed feelings still about the whole thing because he isn’t being deployed until December.  What seems unusual to me is that I am shocked that they would give them this much notice.  Granted he now has to undergo airborne training and other types of schooling to prepare for Iraq, but usually I hear that they get 2-3 weeks notice before being sent over.  He was told that he would be working in a Prison in Baghdad.  His schooling in Psychology will likely be used here.  I haven’t spoken to him yet, but I would imagine that he will be a mental profiler of sorts.  Or he could just hold a gun and man the prison.  Regardless, my little bro will be sent overseas for the war and for the first time, I am very closely impacted by this war.  I felt for some time that this war is pointless, but don’t agree that the lives lost were lost for no reason.  I do pray that the Iraq government can get on the ball and become more independent in a very fast manner so that our soldiers can all come home safely. 

Between now and December is a good 8 months, which will give me time to mentally prepare for my brother going to Iraq.  It will also give me much time to pray for him as well.  Him and every other person that risk or loses their life for my freedom. 

Filed under: Brother, Iraq, scared